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woo! shake it!! wooo yeahhh shake it!
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What makes America the greatest country in the world?
You do.(via wejustdecidedto)
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this IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER
the cat like kisses his head at the end omfg
My dog does this to my mom.
Think I’ve reblogged this about 10 times so adorable omg
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u-ok:
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Found someone’s iPod left in the parking lot at Walmart. I read through the messages and apparently it belongs to Darrel and his girlfriend is pregnant and he don’t wanna be with here and he’s talking with other girls its also her birthday weekend
HE ALSO OWNS 16 EVANESCENCE ALBUMS ARE THERE EVEN THAT MANY
If you include singles, ad well ad a bunch of Amy Lee’s earlier work, it’d probably add up to like 10 or so
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WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
Mistress, yes.
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I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
Usually reblog this stuff, but these posts remain fascinating and utterly mysterious to me. How do these posts happen? Like, how much of the happenstance event that bloggers with those usernames would see these posts is artificial? How do these posts work and come to be the way they are, receiving the number of notes they do?
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Blogowulf: Things to do while an unemployed academic →
- “Explore” what your city’s like when only the other unemployed people are around and tell yourself you’re seeing its true nature, even though you’ll only stick to shopping centers
- Realize most of those people are actually shopping, not hungrily staring at retail items, so…
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look what we have here
Before you die, you see the ring.
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Jasmine rice has to have one of the loveliest smells on the planet.
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So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
great now I’m crying
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oh my this fandom
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